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Maddy, from the great hot fucking state of Arizona. Pan trans*, but I could care less about pronouns. I like pretty much everything.... Or at least I'll try anything. BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, Hannibal, Fall Out Boy, Red Dwarf, Star Trek, Torchwood, Marvel, Homestuck and a million other fandoms Open RP (just inbox me) (⊙‿⊙✿)


celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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— 34 minutes ago with 262766 notes

fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

— 34 minutes ago with 21807 notes

iggiybuff:

saint laszlo wentz-camper comes into the world and the first thing hes gonna see is his ramen noodle slim shady haircut dad like his name is the last thing he has to worry about tbh

(via colinfrth)

— 34 minutes ago with 633 notes

newcrystalcitysteel:

blackpoquedown:

fucking flawless omg

fucking praise dominos

(Source: iraffiruse, via ftm-)

— 34 minutes ago with 336750 notes

waynesworld1992:

waynesworld1992:

my anaconda dont want none unless u got nugs hun

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signal boost this post

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— 50 minutes ago with 4646 notes
2damnfeisty:

jadedkitten:

jayonceiv:

I AM SO HAPPY FOR HER 👑💁🐝
Previous Winners: Michael Jackson / Madonna / Britney Spears / Justin Timberlake !
#VOTEBEYONCE

Beyonce is the first black artist to win… to win the michael jackson vanguard award… the one michael jackson won…


^^^ I was thinking the same damn thing.

2damnfeisty:

jadedkitten:

jayonceiv:

I AM SO HAPPY FOR HER 👑💁🐝

Previous Winners: Michael Jackson / Madonna / Britney Spears / Justin Timberlake !

#VOTEBEYONCE

Beyonce is the first black artist to win… to win the michael jackson vanguard award… the one michael jackson won…

^^^ I was thinking the same damn thing.

(via fabu-fag)

— 51 minutes ago with 8778 notes

the-anal-rapist:

gayseawitch:

dicksplit:

I want a tattoo on my dick that says “i know, right?”

probably you can only get “ikr”

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— 52 minutes ago with 244017 notes

redscharlach:

What’s more topical than Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch? Yes, it’s Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch Doing The Ice Bucket Challenge!

Unfortunately, otters find it rather difficult to donate to the MND Association in the UK or the ALS Association in the US, but I’ve heard they make particularly cute squeaky noises of gratitude when human beings make a donation instead…

(via bennyslegs)

— 52 minutes ago with 806 notes

gaarabaconclooney:

sparrow-and-nightingale-221b:

ughsos:

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

this is violently beautiful

Marry him.

(Source: calumswife, via nemo-is-rad)

— 10 hours ago with 606782 notes