don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others
dont use police, teach criminals not to crime
excuse me, can i get a couple of ice cubes in here please
sure, a couple of ice cubes coming up!
here you go
hhaah… april fools!!!!
WHAT DID YHYOU DDO TO MY DRINK???!?!?!?!?
you asksed for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and i only put in one!!!
i guess that is pretty funny
girls who can run in heels should be feared
98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
ben c literally only has 2 fashion modes:
friendly reminder that Sherlock may have lied about the bomb not being disabled but he also stayed on his hands and knees and begged John to forgive him so there’s that.
the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning
those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
My friend just started watching Coven
children that are rough and horrible at handling small animals should not be allowed near small animals i dont care what you say. do not put an animal through that
I swear all I do is annoy people
this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
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